- In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of guys.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on guys.
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as guys.
- The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes guys.
- The opposite sides of guys always add up to seven.
- Guys can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant!
- Half a cup of guys contains only seventeen calories.
- Guys were the first Tsar of Russia!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of guys!
- Some hotels in Las Vegas have guys floating in their swimming pools.
What's Rogue's favourite drink?
Loot Beer
What does Rogue eat for breakfast?
Loot Loops
What does Rogue eat for breakfast?
Golden Grahams
What does Rogue eat for dinner?
Steal Parmigiana
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Catosis |
| Cause: | running too fast |
| Symptoms: | excessive fangs, punning, polka-dot ears, slightly purple urine |
| Cure: | take four leeches every day for the rest of your life |
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Aren't ya happy you spent the last 10 mn reading this shit?
