... you analyse the script of "Sex and the city"...

Samantha: "Threesome's are so huge right now. They're the blowjobs of the 90's!"
Charlotte: "What was the blowjob of the 80's?"
Samantha: "Anal sex."
Carrie: "Any sex, period..."

So the question remains... What is the blowjob of the 2000's? Gay sex!


And the blowjob of the 60's? the blowjob itself, of course...

Now what do you think is the blowjob of the 70's? :p

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Guys!

1. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of guys.
2. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on guys.
3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as guys.
4. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes guys.
5. The opposite sides of guys always add up to seven.
6. Guys can give birth ten days after being born, and are born pregnant!
7. Half a cup of guys contains only seventeen calories.
8. Guys were the first Tsar of Russia!
9. Apples are covered with a thin layer of guys!
10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have guys floating in their swimming pools.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem

What's Rogue's favourite drink?
Loot Beer

What does Rogue eat for breakfast?
Loot Loops

What does Rogue eat for breakfast?
Golden Grahams

What does Rogue eat for dinner?
Steal Parmigiana

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Catosis
Cause:	running too fast
Symptoms:	excessive fangs, punning, polka-dot ears, slightly purple urine
Cure:	take four leeches every day for the rest of your life
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:

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Aren't ya happy you spent the last 10 mn reading this shit?

Sweet and Simple!

You Know You're Portuguese When....

Your mother or grandmother has Maria in her name. You have a rooster napkin holder. Your father or grandfather is called Manuel, Jose, Antonio, or Joao. You have crocheted doilies on your kitchen counters, dining room, living room, bedroom--on all your tables. You decorate your walls with plates. Your house is a mini church with just as may statues of saints and Jesus as your church itself. You're 25 and still living with your parents. (Extra points if you're married and living with your spouse in your parent's house) You warn other drivers of police on the highway by flashing your lights, even though one of the drivers might have just robbed a bank. You baptize your child and send him to catechism even though you might never go to church except for weddings and funerals. You think all university graduates should be called "Doutor" and like to be called so if you are one of the chosen few who have managed to finish college. You park on the sidewalk when necessary, even asking the person standing there to please move away. You have a mobile phone and spend a small fortune on it, but think twice about going to the dentist. You have a mother or grandmother who wears black. You spend your holidays in Spain instead of in Portugal because it is cheaper. If you are a woman, you have been to see a "curandeiro" (healer) or have had your fortune told. You insist you wouldn't be caught dead buying Spanish olive oil even though most of the olive oil consumed in Portugal comes from Spain. You laugh at jokes about the Alentejanos but get angry to know that the same jokes are told in Brazil about the Portuguese. You think that you can catch a cold with a draft or by sitting in the spring sun. Cold drinks are also thought to bring on the dreadful "gripe". And don't let anyone have a shower after eating as something terrible could happen to them. You get a letter from your doctor saying you can't work because of an "unspecified, ongoing medical condition" and then go on a two-week holiday. Your child's teacher misses two weeks (because of a letter from his or her doctor) and you don't complain because you also will use the same doctor when you have to miss two weeks from your work. If you are from Porto you don't like people from Lisbon and call them Moors. The reverse is also true but they don't call you a nice word like "Moor". You think Brazilians speak incorrect Portuguese and will not read a book written in Brazilian Portuguese. The last major military victory you can remember your country having was the Battle of Aljubarrota in 1385. You say that the Portuguese, unlike the Spanish, are good at learning foreign languages. Your parents own like 9 houses in Portugal but complain about the lack of money in the States. Going to Portugal involves buying gifts for all 500 members of your family You go crazy for the World Cup You refer to Portugal as "O Continent" You've walked in "as paradas" longer than you can remember You have grape vines in your backyard You earned over $10,000 for your first communion. To hell with the Turkey and Roast Beef! X-mas dinner was bacalhau au braz, baby! A barbeque does not consist of burgers on the grill... Hello! Can you say sardinhas? You've had your license for a month, but your $20,000 car has been "hooked up" for a year. I'm talking rims, tints, a system... A wooden spoon equals discipline, or if you ever had to duck so you wouldn't get hit with flying shoes. Your parents anticipate that you'll marry your first long-term boyfriend/girlfriend. When you hear the word "Sagres" you think Beer, not historical marine school. Nothing beats a buttered papo-seco. Your 15 year old brother is allowed to have two girls sleep over, but your 19 year old sister can't go out past 7pm. You think that 2am is too early to go to bed and that 11am is to early to get out of bed. Your grandmother tells you look sick because you are too thin. Your parents make you eat 3 servings of dinner at each sitting otherwise they think you don't like the cooking. You're proud to be Portuguese - and you pass these jokes on to all your Portuguese friends!

I Love Rubisco

Lets face it, as a plant scientist and a biologist I cant help but love Rubisco. What is Rubisco you may ask? Only the most common protein on the face of the planet. It rules, it rocks, but mostly it catalyses reactions. Its right there in the first step of the infamous Calvin Cycle. So without further introduction I give you:

The Top Ten Reasons To Love Rubisco!

10) Its name sounds really cool! Say it R-U-B-I-S-C-O
9)Well, duh, it is the most plentiful protein in the world!
8) Space filling models look kind of like Hortas - [Star Trek (We are almost as geeky as engineers)] (If you dont know what a Hortas is, go here -> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horta_(Star_Trek) )
7)If plants love it, why shouldnt you?
6)It can be an oxygenase or a corboxylase - Ask a Biochemist (or dont... your choice. Do you wanna live or die of boredom?)
5)Rubisco won't dump you for another scientist (I wonder...)
4) Rubisco is better than cold beer - Only if you are a plant.
3) It doesnt leave you with that bloated feeling.
2) Every time you see someone cooking vegetables, you could say: "Oh my God! You killed Rubisco!" (You bastards!)

1) Because it is so much easier than saying Ribulose-1,5-Bus Phosphate Carboxylase!

(For more about Rubisco: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RUBISCO )

E para aqueles que se estao a perguntar onde raio eu descobri isto, bem a resposta e simples. Uma das profs da fcul axou k era giro para mostrar na aula...
E pronto... axo que so isto explica bem pk e k os biologos sao doidos...

Ya, e ja que aki estou lembrei-me de postar uma pics mt fixes que encontrei ha uns tempos...

E para o ppl que ta na minha lista d contactos de msn, façam favor d ir ate ao msn space.. fotos novas! ;)

Read it and weep ppl! :p

Sim, pk eu axei que o ppl precisa de uma ajudazinha grafica para visualizar melhor a coisa...

Portanto metam a imaginação a trabalhar kd observarem a seguinte obra d arte!

E isto pk durante esta última semana d aulas tive conhecimento de alguns factos chocantes...
é verdade sim senhor...

O primeiro foi que as berlengas são importadas e Made In EUA!
Vocês acreditam nisto? E ainda por cima o nosso krido rift do atlantico vai começar a convergir, trazendo os states cada x mais proximos de nos...
Quer dizer, como se já não tivessemos problemas que chegassem com as perversidades random dos setores (e alunos) da nossa adorada fcul, agora tb temos que começar a empregar psicologos recém-formados da Fpul (com os seus id's a kererem brotar cá p fora) para irem de barquinho a remos até ao rift e começar a gritar desesperadamente:
"Eu sei que tu tens problemas, mas tens msm que recalcar esses instintos!
Diverge cabrão, diverge!!"

Obviamente que se olhásemos para a outra margem, veriamos os States, baseando-se na sua já mundialmente conhecida inteligência a prepararem um rocketzinho e a enviarem sms aos portugueses:

"Take 1 + step e levam c 1 rocket em cima %$#*#*+%# !
Got it?"

E portanto biologos e amigos, é isto que nos espera no futuro n mt longinquo...

O que será de nós...*sigh*

(P.S. -> tenho que acrescentar que tds estas ideias não brotaram só da minha cabecinha pura e casta, mas tiveram uma grande ajuda da Elçia... Portanto palmas para ela... Elçia, sua baluca!)